the tension between two people who have the same birthday saying happy birthday to each other
- *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
- Me: Please don't be 6am
- Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
- *Shoves face back into pillow*
“fuck i fucked up”
me after trying to do literally anything (via sextpert)
can you stop involving yourself where you aren’t wanted? Take a hint